Oh man... Crossword Calamity

My Mom is usually pretty good with Biblical crossword clues, but tonight was a bit different.  I was a bit amused and somewhat surprised.

Mom: Is there a book in the Bible called Moses?

Me: No, he's in Exodus.

Mom:Well, is there a book of the Bible about a prophet?

Me:  About 16 or so...

Mom: Oh...Do any of them start with an M?

Me: Micah

Mom: Thanks

Middle school students amuse me...

Me:  When did the first person land on the moon?

Student #1: July 20th, 1969

Student #2: Miss C., were you alive when that happened?

Me:  Do you really think I am that old?

Student #2: Uhh...yeah

After that I just proceeded to shake my head.  Oh 6th graders...